Thickest Human Snot Curd

Written by The Monster's Cookbook.

Halloween Recipes Thickest Human Snot CurdTrolls,Ogres, and other Human- Hunters used to stock up on snot during flu season in order to enjoy this glutinous curd all year round. Humans snot was a popular treat so this would be appreciated as a gift by friends or neighbors who didn't own a snot extractor,or who lived in warmer climates where a lack of winter ills meant it was harder to procure. As snot became less readily available, Troll housewives developed this tasty alternative.

Sufficient.—for 3 assorted jars
1½ lb cooking apples, quartered, cored, peeled, and diced
½ cup ginger wine

Fresh Pus Pie

Written by Monster's Cookbook.

Halloween recipes, Fresh Pus Pie, Monsterly DelishFresh Pus Pie was a firm favorite on the menu of many cadaver cafes up until about a century ago. It was delicious served warm and oozing from the oven or fire pit. The best pus was extracted from diseased humans and it could be very rich so diners were advised to limit themselves to one small slice. A dramatic drop in human diseases that produced oozing boils led to its demise and this modern recipe took over in popularity.

Sufficient.—for 8 monster servings of pie
13 oz sweet shortcrust pastry
a little flour, for dusting
1 cup superfine sugar

Ginger DeadMan

Written by LWM Staff.

Halloween Recipes GingerDead MenAre the neighbors up all night slicing and dicing corpses? Do you want to shut them up once and for all? Or perhaps you’re having trouble stocking up on a decent harvest of corpses? Whatever your motives, these innocent-looking patties will bring down your victims quickly and cleanly. Save the spectacle of agonizing death throes and bloodcurdling screams for another occasion—these biscuits are meant for swift dispatch.

Sufficient.—for 12 to 14 Ginger Dead Men

1 cup whole-wheat flour
1 cup all-purpose flour, sifted

Ghoulish Skeleton Fingers

Written by The Head Goblin.

 Skeleton Fingers

1 pound white asparagus spears, rinsed and trimmed

3 cloves garlic, minced

Kosher salt to taste

Ground black pepper to taste

Juice from 1/2 lemon or lime

Extra Virgin Olive oil

Preheat oven to 400°

In a roasting pan drizzle olive oil.

Place asparagus in pan and drizzle liberally with olive oil. 

Top with the minced garlic, salt, and pepper.

Roast for 10 minutes, until tender when pierced with a fork.

Remove from oven, squeeze fresh lemon or lime juice over the top and serve.

*Adding pieces of pimento or red pepper to the tips of the asparagus will look like fingernails.

 

Ghoulish Caramel Apples

Ghoulish Caramel Apples

This recipe can be for the kids, but you will have much more fun making these for adults,   Use any ingredients you think would taste good on an apple. I keep dipping them until i can barely lift them..

You will need:
10  tbsp. water might need a little more to get the melting going..
12 firm apples  ( get Big ones)
chopped nuts (optional)

Chopped Raisins (Optional) Frosted Flakes,

Scary side of Eyeballs

Written by Evil Goblin.

A Side of  Eye Balls


8 hard-boiled eggs (Jumbo)
1/2 cup plus 2 Tbs. mayonnaise
1 tsp. brown mustard
1 tsp. paprika
8 pimento-stuffed jumbo green olives 

Cut through the center of the hard boiled egg about 1/3 of the way from the tip, just enough to scoop out yolk. Place cooked yolk in a bowl and mash with a fork. Stir in mayonnaise, paprika and salt to taste. Mix thoroughly and fill egg white eye socket with mixture. Smooth yolk mixture. Press olive into yolk mixture so pimento is facing outward. Cut just enough of the other end of egg to create a flat surface to stand egg on. Serve upright.  

Halloween Vampire’s Nightmare Garlic

Written by Head goblin.

 Vampire’s Nightmare

Roasted Garlic

6 clove garlic 
6 teaspoon extra virgin olive oil 

Remove the outer papery covering of the garlic. Slice off the top of the clove so most of it is exposed. Place on a square of aluminum foil for easy cleanup, or a  small baking dish. Drizzle the oil over the cloves. Cover with foil or lid.

Preheat the oven to 425F. 
Roast for about 45 minutes, until the garlic is completely soft and lightly browned. Separate the cloves into individual sections, allowing your family and friends to squeeze out the softened garlic. You can also squeeze out the cloves into a small serving dish. If you have leftovers, squeeze out the pulp into a small dish, cover with olive oil, and store, tightly covered, in the refrigerator

 

Ghoulish Recipes for Halloween Vampire's Red Eye Martini

Written by The Head Goblin.

A ghoulish Halloween treat to scare the Ghost and Goblins into the Holiday season. A special one for the Momma and Poppa Ghosts and the rest for the little Ghosts, Goblins and the entire family! Muu HAAAAA! Muu HAAAA!

Vampire’s Red Eye  Martini


1.5 ounces vodka
5 ounces Chambord   
Daily’s™ Rasberry Daiquiri Mix
1  ounce cranberry juice

Pour over ice into a  double martini glass.
Optional: Coat rim of glass in sugar.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Witches Eyes Mud Bars

Witches  Eyes Mud Bars

2 cups (12-oz. pkg.) Semi-Sweet Chocolate Morsels,

1/2 cup chopped walnuts

1 cup Halloween candy Corn ( For the  Eyes)

Prep:20 minsCooking:20 minsLevel:EasyCooling:20 minsYields:36 bars (3 dozen)

These chewy, chocolate-filled, chocolate and candy corn topped  will be a ghoulish treat for the whole family!

1 cup plus 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour

1/2 teaspoon baking soda

1/2 teaspoon salt

3/4 cup packed brown sugar

1/2 cup (1 stick) butter, softened

1 teaspoon vanilla extract

1 large egg

Directions

PREHEAT oven to 375° F. Grease 9-inch-square baking pan.

COMBINE flour, baking soda and salt in small bowl. Beat sugar, butter and vanilla extract in large mixer bowl until creamy. Beat in egg; gradually beat in flour mixture. Stir in 2 cups morsels and nuts. Spread into prepared baking pan.

BAKE for 20 to 23 minutes. Remove pan to wire rack. . Let stand for 5 minutes Place Candy Corn for eyes  Cool completely in pan on wire rack. Refrigerate for 5 to 10 minutes or until chocolate is set. Cut into bars. Makes about 36 bars

Spider spooky potpies
Spooky Potpies

Ingredients :
PIECRUST
2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 tsp. salt
1/2 cup frozen sweet butter, cut in small chunks
1/4 cup vegetable shortening
11 tbsp. ice water
FILLING
2 1/2 medium onions, chopped
4 celery stalks, diced
3 tbsp. olive oil
2 cups frozen corn
2 cups frozen baby peas
3 cups carrots, peeled, chopped and cooked (about
5carrots)
2 medium potatoes, peeled, cubed and cooked
5 cups diced cooked chicken, turkey

7 tbsp. sweet butter
5 tbsp. all-purpose flour
4 1/2 cups chicken, vegetable or turkey stock
1/2 tsp. pepper
Salt to taste
1 egg, lightly beaten

Preparation :
TO MAKE THE PIECRUST:
In the bowl of a food processor fitted with a metal blade, pulse the flour, salt, butter and vegetable shortening until the mixture resembles a coarse meal. Sprinkle with the ice water and pulse until the dough starts to come together, being careful not to let the dough form a ball. Remove the dough and press it into two disks. Cover with plastic wrap and refrigerate while you make the filling. TO MAKE THE FILLING:
In a large saucepan, sauté the onions and celery in the olive oil over medium heat until soft. Add all the vegetables, and the chicken, turkey or ham, and set aside. In a separate saucepan, melt the butter over medium heat. Whisk in the flour and cook for 2 to 3 minutes. Slowly whisk in the stock until the sauce is smooth. Bring to a boil, whisking constantly. Reduce the heat and simmer, stirring occasionally, for 5 to 7 minutes. Add the pepper and salt. Pour the sauce over the meat and vegetables. Then pour the mixture into 10 individual ovenproof bowls or two 9-inch pie pans. Preheat the oven to 400 degrees. Roll out the piecrust on a lightly floured surface. Cover the 10 (or two) pies with the dough. Use a cookie cutter to cut spiders, bats, or pumpkins out of scraps of piecrust. Lightly brush the egg onto the piecrusts and place a character  on top. Bake for 20 to 40 minutes, or until the crust is browned and the filling bubbles. It's a good idea to place a cookie sheet below the pies to catch any drips. Makes 10 to 12 servings.
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